a joke
A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: “You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?” Canadian (in a bad mood): “Of course.” American: (after blowing a huge bubble)”We don’t. In America, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada.” The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence. The American persists: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??” Canadian: “Of Course.” American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). “We don’t. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada.” The Canadian then asks: “Do you have sex in America?” American: “Why of course we do”, the American says with a big smirk. Canadian: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?” American: “We throw them away, of course.” Canadian: “We don’t. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.”
hei hei.
Cat:
- just a day | Time: 11:22 am (UTC+8)
lol~~
American and Canadian dislike each other??
Comment by heather — August 10, 2005 @ 11:30 am
Hahahahah
Comment by Parthi — August 10, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
I can’t believe Americans don’t have milk in bag OR ketchup chips! KETCHUP CHIPS!!!
Comment by Barbara — August 10, 2005 @ 4:25 pm
they DON’T? o.o
heh heh, is there anyone Canada doesn’t like? and is there anyone USA DOES like?
Comment by Sof — August 10, 2005 @ 4:53 pm
SOPHIE! How are you? I MISS YOU!! aaaaw! Woburn misses you!!! …come visit us sometime. (Woburn is SO different now =S) So when are you going to University? by the way, are Canadians and Americans hating on eath other now? DRY!!..WET!! HAHAHAHA, (good times!^-^ …wish u were with us in Madrigal choir again, we could really use ur music-reading skills =p) anyway, TAKE CARE! love you always**Ayra
Comment by Ayra Jane D. — October 1, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
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Comment by testanchor847 — November 8, 2005 @ 7:15 pm